Step 1 of 2

Tell us about yourself.

Be honest. We'll use this against you later. (Lovingly.)

What should we call you?

Age range Love life

Living situation Work situation

Where does your money mysteriously go? (pick any)

What are you supposedly saving for? A sore spot we're allowed to poke (optional)

Roast intensity

Mildgentle nudge Spicyit'll sting Darkemotional damage No Mercyuncensored, 18+

Step 2 of 2

Set your limits.

How much fun money can you spend? Rent and bills don't count. Snacks do.

daily pace to stay on budget

safe to spend per day

saved by walking away

times roasted

bought anyway

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